...when you have CAT IPSUM!!

http://www.catipsum.com/

Bahahahah I LOVE this! :D

Lol! Is there a Dog Ipsum? 

 ahhhhhh I'm so using this 

 Hahahaha!

BLITZ....What have you done?
Ahhhh, this is great!!! xD

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Poop in the plant pot scratch at the door then walk away but intently stare at the same spot flop over, for drink water out of the faucet but kitty loves pigs hola te quiero. Paw at your fat belly drink water out of the faucet. See owner, run in terror wake up human for food at 4am. Slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish stare at ceiling light but get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Stare at ceiling light mark territory. Sweet beast mark territory kitty scratches couch bad kitty and need to chase tail, so paw at your fat belly. Meowzer! please stop looking at your phone and pet me and lounge in doorway and thug cat vommit food and eat it again. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Attack feet asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) missing until dinner time curl into a furry donut, or chase after silly colored fish toys around the house, so lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep and why must they do that. Lick sellotape russian blue but soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr or plan steps for world domination. Sit in box kitty loves pigs, but mark territory, but scratch at the door then walk away stares at human while pushing stuff off a table but destroy the blinds.

Always hungry scratch at the door then walk away poop in the plant pot. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Chew iPad power cord sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor or dream about hunting birds yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum purr for no reason. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason swat at dog, and sleep on keyboard, yet my left donut is missing, as is my right hunt anything that moves. Howl uncontrollably for no reason unwrap toilet paper and lick yarn hanging out of own butt yet attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened cat snacks. Cats go for world domination Gate keepers of hell stand in front of the computer screen meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing yet fall asleep on the washing machine or kitty loves pigs"

I offically LOVE this. I wonder how much time and I'm going to spend reading the paragraphs

OH MY GOD ALL MY LAYOUTS ARE GETTING FILLED IN WITH THIS FROM NOW ON.

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