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Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark August 28th, 2021 4:41:14pm 24,662 Posts |
Okay, give me your best jokes! Let's go. |
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⭒ Dakiti ⭒ Coming Back? September 5th, 2021 10:11:02pm 296 Posts |
Here's a spanish joke for the spanish speakers: (I always thought this was HILARIOUS) Que le dice un pez a otro pez?
Other Jokes: Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on? Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
We cannot allow this year to end, That would be admitting that 2021.
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`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke September 8th, 2021 10:53:31am 12,807 Posts |
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?He pasta-way. |
N.adhima 🏖 14 more days of school!!! September 26th, 2021 7:47:53pm 2,075 Posts |
Why does an octopus 🐙 always win a fight?
Because it's well armed. 🥁 |
Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark August 1st, 2022 12:11:41pm 24,662 Posts |
Geology rocks, but geography’s where it’s at. |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 3rd, 2022 11:45:31am 12,807 Posts |
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vida August 3rd, 2022 11:47:04am 4,399 Posts |
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind... it's tearable |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 3rd, 2022 11:48:00am 12,807 Posts |
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vida August 3rd, 2022 11:51:49am 4,399 Posts |
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 3rd, 2022 11:54:35am 12,807 Posts |
BAHAHAHA. My son just said to me that he doesn’t understand cloning. I said, “That makes two of us”. |
Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark August 3rd, 2022 7:22:39pm 24,662 Posts |
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right. |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 3rd, 2022 7:44:45pm 12,807 Posts |
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Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark August 3rd, 2022 7:48:33pm 24,662 Posts |
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 4th, 2022 11:31:23am 12,807 Posts |
Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore. |
vida August 4th, 2022 11:49:57am 4,399 Posts |
Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted. |
`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 4th, 2022 12:09:32pm 12,807 Posts |
Why is 8 afraid of 7? |
Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark August 4th, 2022 3:59:36pm 24,662 Posts |
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers. |
ᴏᴀᴋ ♥ ‹𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓› ▸𝐵𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑠ℎ 𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑃𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 🦋 August 4th, 2022 4:02:10pm 4,033 Posts |
Why couldn't the boy go to the movies? Because it was rated Arrrr. |
Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark August 4th, 2022 4:02:47pm 24,662 Posts |
I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans.
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`NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke August 5th, 2022 1:01:21pm 12,807 Posts |
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor. |
Jaya • There's a wide world out there, for those willing to brave the dark August 5th, 2022 1:06:04pm 24,662 Posts |
A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though. |