I tried to make sure this wasn't somewhere else in the games already, so if it is... oops. 

Incorrect Answers Only. have fun with it! 

Example. 

Question: Who's Anakin Skywalker?

Answer: Jedi Master

We'll start with my question. I'm playing off star wars due to beginning in May, but you don't have to stick with this topic obviously. Make sure you you answer the question above and ask your own!

Question: What is the death star? 

because water is wet.

Why does time move so quickly?

because trees take so long to grow it's speeds the process

why do we build walls out of bricks

because grandma burnt the meatloaf.

why does my toe hurt?

Because you ate too much broccoli

why are kittens so cute?

because they have trangular ears

why do i have so many animals on HP?

Because you love being mega busy

why is winter cold and dark?

because its sad

why do cows moo?

because the lousianna land purchase says so

why am i always broke? xD

because you spend it on too many nachos xD

why is change over always on sunday?

Because it's in the bible

why is training so time consuming 

fuzzy ballons

would the sky ever fall?