Both the article/snippet/tidbit/etc. AND the ice cream kind, tbqh.

Anything (almost, my lawyer and the Blitz that sits on my shoulder tells me I have to make this disclaimer) goes - got something to say? Report? Ruminate on? I want all of your stories and I want them now (please). Want to publish something anonymously? Cool beans, just specify that! Want to have your name in bold? Awesome, I will make your name look s p e c i a l . Want to talk about how to fix an Elkay EZS8L water cooler at length? Well, actually, sure. But prepare to take arguments from the people that assert that the Elkay EMABF8S is superior (yes, there is discourse around this - I'm serious).

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, stories. Send me anything (almost) you want published, my dudes!

Ahahaha. I'm loving this so much. I'll keep my eye out for juicy newsbits. xD

-points at Pants- SHE GOT MORE BERNERS!

I'm so down! I will def be sending stuff in (: 

I don't have any  big news right now, but it made me super happy to see Short tailed chinchilla highlighted, thank you! c: (just a FYI though, she is female not male xD)

Made me smile when my account was posted involving cow pies! :)

Rumour has it..  Audacity made out with a hot dog xD

Mean girls quote ftw lmaoooo 

You have been City'd xD

^^ FOUR FOR YOU, GLEN COCO! YOU GO GLEN COCO! 

Subrosa pronounces aluminum way too fast for anyone's brain to comprehend. Is she an alien? Maybe. Details to come with more evidence.

Y'all are nuts xD

https://gyazo.com/e91817d0f7b8b565ccc0e5174d5e6c43

LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN TO ME 

-dies-

That photo could be of anyone, definitely isn't me xD

You have been City'd xD

Why die then, woman?!

I'm also back from the dead....a third time....

Because I am deeply embarrassed for the poor soul who's alien picture you stole of the Internet lmaoo xD

In other news, Auda making out with hotdogs was a lie but I can confirm, making out with a taco is true!! 

Evidence can be seen here https://imgur.com/bVfSKak

You have been City'd xD

Clearly I was possessed. Exorcism needed STAT.

omg. I suspect a mole. Subrosa is either appearing to pose as audacity or we got two accounts with the same person and Aud is talking to herself. lmaooo

Lovely photo up there, aud! Definitely a glamour shot!

It was definitely one of my finer moments, I must say xD

lol i'm back from like a 5 year hiatus lol

I can't even keep up with all of these SCOOPS! You're all hired! (^{"But we don't even get paid..."}Shhh, Ryan. Don't tell them that.)

ETA: CHIN HAS BEEN UPDATED! He --- she. Whoopsie!!!