Eat, Drink, and Be Sick

Dogs

Weather Report

Pick one of the above, fill out the mad libs, and post a screenshot of your amazing story for a prize of 2k on an animal of your choice! Please also post the animal ID of where you'd like your points to go! 

:D

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Points for this girl please: https://horsephenomena.com/dogs.php?id=137296

This was fun, I haven't done mad libs since I was a kid. :D

https://imgur.com/hU753Jw

Points here, please! https://horsephenomena.com/horses.php?id=352377

I couldn't resist and did one myself too xDD

Eat, Drink, And Be Sick

An inspector from the Department of Health and ping pong Services

paid a surprise visit to our ridiculous school cafeteria. The lunch

special, prepared by our slimy dietician, was spaghetti and

donkey-balls with a choice of either a follicle salad or

French scabs. The inspector found the meat-livers

to be overcooked and discovered a live lipstick in the fries,

causing him to have an elbow ache. In response, he

threw up all over his nuns. In his report, the inspector

awkwardly recommended that the school cafeteria serve only

nutritious fungi as well as low-calorie banjos, and

that all of the saturated toads.be eliminated. He rated the

cafeteria a R-minus.