Start with "I fell asleep in my"
Add the name of a band
Add "t-shirt"
Add "and woke up"
End with album/song title.

Mine:

I fell asleep in my Metallica t-shirt and woke up feeling like Nothing Else Matters.

I fell asleep in my Evanescence t-shirt and woke up Good Enough

I fell asleep in my Terror Jr t-shirt and woke up raging on a Sunday.

I fell asleep in my Ed Sheeran t-shirt and woke up with Bad Habits.

I fell asleep in my Status Quo t-shirt and now I'm Rockin' All Over the World!

I fell asleep in my Bart Howard t-shirt and woke up, In Other Words.

I fell asleep in my Train t-shirt and woke up with 50 ways to say goodbye. 

I fell asleep in my Green Day t-shirt and woke up a Basket Case.

I fell asleep in my Good Charlotte t-shirt and woke up Young and Hopeless.

“Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.” - Jenna Marbles

I fell asleep in my Bring Me the Horizon t-shirt and woke up feeling like Sleep Walking.

I fell asleep in my Roo Panes shirt and woke up knowing I Just Love You.

I fell asleep in my Rev Theory t-shirt and woke up feeling like I hear voices in my head.

I fell asleep in my Skillet T-Shirt and woke up in a Circus for a Psycho 

I fell asleep in my Motionless in White t-shirt and woke up in Another Life.

I woke up in my 1D tshirt and I feel like no one can drag me down.

I woke up in my Kesha tshirt and I feel like We know who we are!

Woke up in my Ed Sheeran tshirt and now I like the shape of you

Damn I am good at these!