I talk to my pets ALL THE TIME and tonight I just got to thinking about some of the weird names I call them.

Smudge my calico kitty

• Kitter Boo
• Smudgely
• Kit Kat
• Kitter Bitter

Bristol my boxer mix

• Stink Butt
• Dig Dog
• Bratlee
• Turdsbee
• Bris Boo

Now I am curious... Do you guys have weird nicknames for your animals?  If so... WHAT?

My cat's name is Nugget, but I call him "Nugalug gro Molug" all the time because I designated it his "Skyrim Orc name"

Galahad was... Furry McFuzzbutt. Fluffy pants. Flurf. Fuzzy thing. Helmet kitty.

Mordred is a lot of things not polite for mixed company. HAHAHA. Jerk. He inherited Flurf. Peebucket. Stinky butt. Psycho is another common one. Kittybutt. Feline. Garage Kitty (we rescued him as a stray that had wantered into our garage). 

I think my friends win though. They have Wesley, Michonne, and Baby Cat. Wesley is HeeMee or WeeMee. Michonne is Bitty. And I know they call Baby Cat something else but I can't remember it right now.

Link Tree

Beetle gets 

Bug

Beetlebug

Bugbutt

Bugglebutt

Beetlebutt

Bathbug

Freezerbug

Kitty

Longcat (when he's stretched out)

Catloaf

Wee man

Wee boy

Those are all I can think of. 

Well, everyone knows my cat as Mr. Doo, but his name is actually Snickers, haha. I also call him Doo Cat, Kitty Doo, Snicky Doo, Doo Butt, and Kit Kat.

Then my horses name is Aberdeen (or Abbey) and I call her Abs or Abserdeen or Aberdeeny, and Joel calls her Aberdeeny Martini.

And Sully is my dog and I call him Sullivan, or Sully-Man, haha. Or Doge and Dogey (dough-ge).

Tazz we call Tazz or Tazzers.

Dozer is Dozer, Bulldozer, Doz, Dozer the Dummy, Dummy, Marmaduke, Dumdum, Tank, etc.

Sandy was Sandra Dogg, Sandra D, Sandy Dog, Mutt, Old Mutt, Old Dog, Old Girl, Girly, Mutter Butter, Chickadee, Pupper Dog, Puppy Dog, Pupperoni, or Brat. 

Sunny is Sunny Boy, Sunny Cat, Sunshine, Sunshine on a Cloudy Day, or Butthead. 

Punk is Rabbit, Bunny, Punk [naughty word] Rabbit. 

Karma is: Karma Lou, Karmy, Karmagedeon, Karma Chameleon, Goober, Goobie, Woodbooger, Big Oaf, Doofus, Goof, Goofus, Goofnut, My Big Bugaboo, Water Buffalo, Wildebeast, Hyena, Booger Bug, and Ed.

Gracie is: Gracie Mae, Grace, Goodness Gracious, Gracie Doodle, Doodle Bug, Porkchop, Skunk, #1, Princess Grace, Queen Grace, and Edd.

Remy is: Remington, Remy Roo, Remy Woo, Rem-Rem, Kangaroo, and Eddie.

Riley is: Rye-rye, Riley Horse, Ryles, and my Old Man.

Winnie: Winter, Weiner, Wintery, Mr Winnie/Winnie the Stud (Winnie is a girl.. haha), Winnie the Poo, Winnie the Poo-bum, Poo-bum, Psycho Winnie..

Alfie: Bitey, Alfie-doodle, Alfie-schnoodles, Alfie-boys, Mr Bitey, Bitey-monster - When Alfie was a puppy, he liked to bite everyone and had little needle teeth, hence the bitey-theme :p

Ophelia: Satan (lolz)

Chester-Buster: Chestie-Bustie *sigh*, Frankenstein

Fred issss
Freddy
Frederick
Ready Freddy
Freddy Bear
Ferd (after someone misspelled his name at a show one time :p)
Drop Dead Fred

Catt is:
Kitty
Kit Kat Bar
Catatonic
Cat Man Don't

Ivy is
Dumplings
Iverson
Chubby Bubblw
Chubby Lumpkins

Dixie is:
Dixie Belle
Belle

Sydney gets Syd, Syders, Sydaly Pidaly, Sydney Poo Face and Monkey.

Sasha gets Stinky and Magoo.

Emilio gets King Emilio, Fatty, Chunky Monkey or Emils.

Myrrah gets Mineau and Ma Petite.

my cat Midnight we called him (or more like I did) Chubby Pants (he was chubby)

my mom's business partner had called my cat Wesley by Westerly

my cat Daisy we called her doodles or doodle face

all 3 have gone on to the rainbow bridge this year (2014)