I look for stock photos to save at least twice a week. These are some of my thoughts while I do so. I'm mainly posting this to see if I'm the only one who hates searching for them. :p

-"Why would you catagorize this as stock if you won't let people download it or see it full size?"

-"stupid horse with his stupid bell boots. i understand they serve a purpose but not in stock photos."

-"I don't understand why i can't just steal photos?"

-"there is literally no stock photos of this dog breed. None. Is it a real dog breed?"

-"Okay. I guess I see why I can't just steal photos."

-"I want cliff stock. But I don't want to cut out a cliff. All these cliffs have stupid backgrounds."

-"Can I turn this horse into a Paint? Imma turn this horse into a Paint." (maybe that's just me)

-"There is one stock photo of this dog breed. They have ordered 4 pictures."

-"Oh god. Oh god. i downloaded this from flickr but forgot to rename the file with the flickr user's name. Whose photo is this? Whose!?"

-"When I was getting these photos I had so many ideas. Now I have no motivation."

Ditto to the cliff one, I hate it so much. 

Also, 

"Can someone cut out stock for me?"

"Its perfect but... (insert flaw here)"

"I hate tack removal. . ."

"Can someone just find stock for me?"

-"Oh god. Oh god. i downloaded this from tumblr but forgot to rename the file with the flickr user's name. Whose photo is this? Whose!?"

You can always try right clicking on it and searching google for the image.  Most of the time you can find the original owner. :D