Somebody will wish for something, starting the phrase with "I wish", Like; "I wish for world peace"

And somebody will transform that wish in something terrible and make their wish, starting the phrase with "Granted", Like:

"Granted, Everyone is dead"

"I wish I could have a PS4"

-"Granted, But you can only play free games"

-" I wish to understand every language"

And so on. I'll start:

I wish I could get another Red Bull, I'm exhausted. 

Granted but now you sleep upside down like a bat

I wish my feet didn't hurt so much 

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Granted but your shoes have holes in them.

I wish we would have a good thunderstorm

Granted, but instead of rain, fish are falling from the sky.

I wish my Monday was over already.

Granted, but when you wake up tomorrow, it's Monday again.

I wish time went faster at work.

Granted, but you only get paid 10% of your usual paycheck.

I wish bills didn't exist.

Granted, but upfront payment for all services is now required.

I wish I knew what food I was craving.

Granted but turns out it's stinky sardine.

I wish I could be a stay at home cat mom. ;P

Granted, but your cats hate you and scratch you at every opportunity.

I wish I had a bottomless cup of coffee.

Granted, but it's always cold.

I wish my husband would put my new dresser together.

Granted, but he does it completely wrong and bends all the screws.

I wish dinner would cook itself for me.

Granted, but it does get burnt!

I wish my horses would stop hurting themselves.

Granted, they are completely immobile to avoid injury. You cannot move them ever again.

I wish I was home reading a book

Granted, but you can't get comfortable.

I wish my electric bill wasn't so high.

Granted, but now your rent/mortgage has tripled.

I wish my back wasn't sore!

Granted, but you stub your toe really hard instead.

I wish that dogs didn't shed so much.

Granted, now they excessively drool eeeeverywhereeeee

I wish my house cleaned itself

Granted, but it dumps all of the trash into the front yard.

I wish cats were more like dogs

Granted, but now they also fly.

I wish someone would get me a coffee

Except it's decaf 🤮

I wish my baby would get here already!!

Granted, but it is born weighing 10 pounds!

I wish I could sleep at night!