[Your player name (or real name, if you choose)] the [current mood], Hoarder of [last thing you ate] And [object to your left]!

Tiawuk the Tired, Hoarder of Buttered Bread, and Deodorant!

Nadhima the angry hoarder of chicken and fans

BV the Annoyed, Hoarder of Cinnamon Rasin Bagels and Floor Lamps.

Skelletor the Weary, Hoarder of Pringles And Books!

Scarily accurate representation of my RL self...

Jaya the frustrated, hoarder of trail mix and blankets.

Freia the Confused, hoarder of lambstew and tea. 

Tragedy the sleepy, hoarder of sushi and dogs 🐶 

Saturnia, the sleepy hoarder of Bo'Jangles and Nintendo switch 

[Your player name (or real name, if you choose)] the [current mood], Hoarder of [last thing you ate] And [object to your left]!

J.inja, the exhausted Hoarder of Gardettos and Sprite!

Insom the overheated, Hoarder of PB crackers and ladders.

Pants the tired. Hoarder of the popcorn and blankets.

Whynnter the vengeful! Hoarder of coffee and candles. lol

Eyre the tired, hoarder of chicken broth and check books. (scary, no?)

Little Wolf the hangry hoarder of lasagna and lamps.

insomnia the hangry, Hoarder of pizza And monster!

Jaya the sleepy, hoarder of water and children's books.

Eyre the cold-toes, Hoarder of Chocolate Zucchini Bread and Kitty Grass!

Panthera the annoyed. Hoarder of the Popcorn and Blankets

insom the tired, Hoarder of kit kats And phones!

Jaya the sleepy, hoarder of tortilla chips and night stands.

Insomnia the angry, Hoarder of Kinder Minis And computers!