The final story, unedited lol.

Along the misty river, someone crept along quietly, careful to... Not be seen by the small green toad who was daintily eating the fire of a nearby human camper's bonfire. that lit the tiny path Up to the cottage of where grandma and grandpa lived The cottage was old and.. Run down, but still sturdy  They sold it to a little old women that loved to watch the wildlife outside And eat carrot cake with wild ponies who would often Sneak around the gardens for fun and to watch the sunset. The dogs would help the ponies dig the garden because that way they all Could live in peace without the constant threat of the small goat who lived under  the old rickety bridge nearby. You could hear creaking sounds from her wooden rocking chair that made the birds chirp! Sometimes It would sound like crickets chirping or leaves rustling ,  and wind started to howl every time she would go sit in her rocking chair. The next day something had landed on her front porch It was tucked inside an old and muddy covered envelope  decorated beautifully in gold lining Smelling of old books & Rather smelly socks that almost made the old lady gag. However, she was used to the putrid smell of rotten Eggs because she couldn't cook! So, she had to take a mask and tongs to pick up the piece of frazzled ostrich egg which then proved to be quite heavy! "What is up with thisss?" She hissed at the orange cat who blankly stared back At her. She sighed and went to get cat treats. She heard a noise outside and decided to investigate. She Walked out to the woods where this little chipmunk family had decided to try to Build their own museum with  A collection of rare kazoos  but they were actually vuvuzelas!

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made the old lady gag.

xD

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However, she was used to

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the pudrid smell of rotten

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Eggs because she couldn't cook!

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So, she had to take 

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a mask and tongs to

pick up the piece of

(2)

frazzled ostrich egg which then

proved to be quite heavy!

(5)

"What is up with thisss?"

She hissed at the orange

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cat who blankly stared back

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At her. She sighed and 

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went to get cat treats.

She heard a noise outside 

(4)

and decided to investigate. She

(4)

Walked out to the woods

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where this little chipmunk family

had decided to try to

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Build their own museum with 

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