We're going to do a mad lib!

The idea is to come up with a totally ridiculous story, so you come up with all of the words and then you fill them into the story even if they don't make sense!

To enter, please fill out the story (link here: http://www.madglibs.com/showglib.php?glibid=187) and then copy/paste or screenshot it and reply to this post with it before midnight! Please fill it in with original words and do not use their random generator!

Each person who participates will recieve 1,000,000 HPD! And a bonus prize of 1 cash shop credit for the most hilarious story (as chosen by me!).

Normally we do this in chat so it works a bit differently, but I think doing it this way will work best for a forum game!

Dear GREAT AUNT HONEY,
I am having a(n) PURPLE time at camp. The counselour is BIG and the food isJOLLY. I met JOEL and we became FAT friends. Unfortunately, JOEL is STUPID and I JUMPED my LEG so we couldn`t go JUMPING like everybody else. I need moreHOUSES and a CARPET sharpener, so please HAPPILY RUN more when you FALLback.
Your YOUNGER BROTHER JAX,
THE CAT

Dear Sister,
I am having a(n) Funky time at camp. The counselour is Manly and the food is Shy. I met Kim and we became Hairy friends. Unfortunately, Kim is Tiny and I Hammeredmy Phalanges so we couldn`t go Shoveling like everybody else. I need more Racoonsand a Police Officer sharpener, so please Quietly Throw more when you Run back.
Your Aunt,
Bailey