When: Now until 11:59 AM February 27th

How to play: I will start with a reply to this post saying "I wish for.... " followed by a random wish that I have. The next person replies to my comment, saying "Your wish is granted but..." and adds a silly/funny thing to ruin my wish. Then, they add a wish of their own for the next player to ruin.

Here is an example

Person One: I wish for a million dollars.

Next Person: Your wish is granted, but, for the rest of your life, you sneeze uncontrollably every time someone says hello!  I wish I was tall.

Next person 2: Your wish is granted, but, you can no longer eat chocolate! I wish for a puppy..

Prize: Choice of 400 points on an animal or 400k hpd per reply. BUT you can play/reply up to 10 times for a total of 4000 points or 4 mill HPD. *You can reply more than 10 times, but only the first 10 replies you make will count for a prize.

*Note* If you are part of a mascot team, only one of you may apply your points towards your mascot entry.

Have fun!

I wish for an olympic level eventing horse!

Granted, but you can no longer wear the color blue.

I wish I had a giant, warm m&m cookie right now.

Granted, but you are plagued with hiccups immediately after.

I wish my microwave would clean itself. 

Granted! But your floors can never be cleaned ever again. :(

I wish I had a brand new couch.

Granted, but the only size it is available is in Barbie-sized. 

I wish my shoulder would stop aching. 

Granted, but you immediately get a paper cut. On each finger.

I wish my migraine would go away.

Your wish is granted but you can't taste anything? 

I wish i had coffee

Points to Saoirse please https://horsephenomena.com/dogs.php?id=191500

Granted, but it's cold.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, but it isn't restful, at all.

I wish I didn't have the nervous habit of biting my lips.

Granted, but now you have the nervous habit of tugging on your ears.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but you don't have another day off for two months.

I wish my kitchen would cook me food all on it's own.

Granted but now your house is forever messy

I wish i could shapeshift

Granted, but now your keyboard keys are in a different order.

I wish I had a robot for laundry.