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Things you can say about your pet but not another's human...

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.s.chizophreni.c.™ | Back From The Bifröst | Baby TBs
April 24th, 2025 6:57:49am
120 Posts

This is a fun little game that me and some of my friends play occasion. It all started when I was talking about my horse and someone thought I was talking about my husband. This stranger was appalled that I would say this about another human.


 


The way it works is you just post something you would say about your pet or to your pet that if someone heard it without context they would turn their head. I know with my friend group some of these get funny. It is totally okay to post context.


 


I'll start.


 


" Don't worry, I will have him sedated when you get here so he should be pretty amicable."


 


 




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swirly ; original/main
April 24th, 2025 1:39:25pm
575 Posts

 


"look at his little sausage roll legs"


(talking about my in laws chihuahua xD)




 

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Kuwait | 🌈 G.S.D.s For PRIDE 🌈 | 🇵🇸 |
April 24th, 2025 1:56:49pm
3,050 Posts

"She loves being spanked" (now past tense). My late cat Pickle, loved me spanking her butt, at the base of her tail.




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.s.chizophreni.c. & binx | Project Tonight's Resurrection! BUYING HTIX
April 24th, 2025 7:08:31pm
228 Posts

" chop some of that toe off and she might walk a hell of a lot better."


 


Talking about my mother-in-law's minis who are now my minis. And those toes are getting chopped off.




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Eyre ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
May 11th, 2025 9:14:28pm
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"Your ears stink!" 




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awd ○ Mustangs [main!]
June 1st, 2025 1:45:39am
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"Your fluffy butt is my favorite"




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City of Angels - Wear Your Badge With Pride The OG MG
June 1st, 2025 4:43:08am
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He loves licking himself 🤢


Can't stand my dog licking himself drives me insane




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Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

 

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adeina ❧ empyrean border collies ❦
June 1st, 2025 1:56:41pm
1,814 Posts

'Oooh you like those booty scratches'.. to Berli when I scratch the base of his tail/lower back and his booty is in the air. 




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