Seeing as Side Effects was quite a popular game and Christmas is coming near, I felt its time to add a Christmas List Side Effect game! 

The rules are like the old game, as you state what you wish you could have for Christmas, but then you're replied with the side effect to your wish. 

EXAMPLE: 

"I wish I could have a new barn" - "Granted, but your pick-up truck needs a new engine that's exactly the same price." 

**Please nothing resulting in death/gore. This should be a fun game for all. Have fun & happy holidays! :) 

I'll start the game off! 

I wish I could have a beautiful diamond necklace. 

Granted. But the necklace was stolen from a upscale high profile person. It was featured on the news, and its one of your own family members.

I wish i could have my own house.

Granted. But a crazy, messy, loud 5 yr old distant relative has to live with you.

I wish I could buy the horse I want named Flash. 

Granted, but he's really a pokey slow pony!

I wish for a new computer.

Granted, but then it'll come preloaded with uncurable viruses!

I wish I could have a new dual fuel range for Christmas.

Granted. But there is a fuel shortage. Lol. no propane for you! 

I wish for snowy white christmas day!

granted - But you have so much snow it buries your house! 

I wish to live by the beach

Granted, but the beach is constantly infested with sharks or jelly fish!

I wish to live on a big ranch full of horses and moo cows x)

Granted. But it will be overrun with skunks!

I wish for more kitties!!!

Granted - But they must always go to a groomer because of their matted fur! 

I wish for a new camera 

granted, but its lenses and other accessories cost a fortune and are hard to find instock

i wish for a new pair of snow boots!

Granted but they're the wrong size and you can't exchange them because you lost the gift receipt

I wish for a vacation!

Peike got real there with the camera lol.

Granted, but the airport was shut down due to crazy weather and you can't leave, so you spent your whole vacation in the airport.

I wish for monies to start my own dog rescue.

Granted, but then you can only rescue Chihuahuas with a history of biting rescue workers.

I wish for a snow day!

Granted but it's the worst blizzard in the history of the world.

I wish I could sleep through the night. 

Granted but pixies steal all of your left shoes during the night.

I wish my assignment was already completed.

Granted, but you'll most definitely lose it before you hand it in.

I wish for a maid service gift card.

Granted but they steal all your valuables. 

I wish for unlimited money

Granted, but it's monopoly money.

I wish for so much snow that I can't go to work.

Granted, but your work docks your pay $0.01 for every snow flake that falls.

I wish for a Christmas tree which is immune to cats.