I've seen them forever on Reddit and what not, but thought I should bring it here!  What are Shower Thoughts?

"Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, Showerthoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing/interesting within the mundane

I read a good one today that said "100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.  Today, everyone has cars and only the rich own horses."  Not 100% true but enough to make me chuckle. lol

Some of my other favorites are:

"Trying to lose rock, paper, scissors is just as challenging as winning."

"Asking for someone's name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention."

"Your future self is watching you right now through memories."

I have a ton more but those were a few that I was like WHOA!  Do you have any that you have or stumbled across?

For me personally, my mind during showers usually just goes through scenes in my head I wrote the night or sometimes even weeks before to pick up muses or different artwork ideas. My mind doesn't really go into any kinda deep thoughts like on Tumblr or Reddit lol.

my thoughts are mainly

hurry up before a kid bursts in

if said kid bursts in then starts the dont fall worry

i rarely have time to think to myself let alone think up something redit worthy ;)

I require tron to keep posting these. for losers like me that dont want twitter lol

At your request Zad as I stumbled across some good ones the last couple days. :D

What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

How many miles has my thumbs scrolled?

If you read a complete book in a bookstore does that count as shop lifting?

I may or may not have "shoplifted" in Barnes and Noble before hahaha

"Asking for someone's name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention."  ....I may or may not also respond to "Rachel" even though that's not my name but just that many people get Rebecca and Rachel confused that much apparently. I wonder if that's an opposite problem for people named Rachel...

"Does anyone have any idea how Jello works? It starts as a liquid, then becomes a solid after being in the fridge. But unlike other liquids that turn solid when in a cold place, Jello doesn't go back to liquid when exposed to room temperature like, say, ice. Jello is Jello forever. What the heck..."

My musings in the shower are interesting lmao

RACHEL! QUIT SHOP LIFTING!

Omg Verti!  That's a pretty darn good shower thought. haha  Now you got me wondering!

Most of mine are elevator music 🎶 lmao!

here is one..

"why did I fart in the shower, IM GOING TO DIE FROM MY OWN GAS!" 😷 

"man my legs are white, how can a Hawaiian be this pale"

"to shave or to hide my gorilla legs with lula roe"

😘😂😂😂

The answer is always lularoe!

I think I heard my name a few posts back...

* There will never be anyone older than me than there are right now.

* I wonder what my dog named me.

* Every person sees the world in a unique way. When someone dies it is, in a way, the death of an entire world.

* Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

* 100 years from now Facebook is going to be filled with dead people.

* Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange? Or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

* Some of us are still " it" from childhood tag.

* " don't touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

* if I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar I would never need a dollar.

* if you kill your clone is it suicide or murder?

* if Cinderellas shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?