Come one ome all! If you cant join me for bingo today at 10PM HP time, lets do some mad libs! 

Want a challenge? Don't read any of the story only the blanks!

Then go back and fill them in, and type out the entire story!

The sillier and funnier the best!

Santa Claus is a wobbly man who wears a jiggly red suit with a cozy belt and a smooth white hat. He has a long wrinkly green beard and his tummy shakes like jelly when he laughs. Every Christmas, he rides a table full of presents, pulled by 31 pigs high into the night sky. Santa rolls down the chimney of people's homes to leave boogers, farts, and reindeer poos under their Christmas trees.

Santa Claus is a unique man who wears a antique orange suit with a tight-fitting belt and a fuzzy blue hat. He has a long crooked black beard and his nose shakes like jelly when he laughs. Every Christmas, he rides a hot air balloonfull of presents, pulled by 10.000 crickets high into the night sky. Santa destroys down the chimney of people's homes to leave garbage, beer bottles and stinky socks under their Christmas trees.

Omg I love Mad Libs XD

Santa Claus is a fluffy man who wears a rustic red suit with a itsy-bitsy belt and a warm purple hat. He has a long frizzy white beard and his mustache shakes like jelly when he laughs. Every Christmas, he rides a christmas tree full of presents, pulled by 43 squirrels high into the night sky. Santa scampers down the chimney of people's homes to leave knick-knacks, fruit cakes, and bits of lint under their Christmas trees.

Santa Claus is a CRAZY man who wears a FURRY PURPLE suit with a CLASSY belt and a WOBBLY ORANGE hat. He has a long SKANKY GREEN beard and his EARS shakes like jelly when he laughs. Every Christmas, he rides a LAVA LAMP full of presents, pulled by 277 COUGARS high into the night sky. Santa EXPLODES down the chimney of people's homes to leave SUNSCREEN, VOLCANOES, and HYENAS under their Christmas trees.

 Santa Clause is a FAT man who wears a  FUNNY RED suit with a WIDE belt and a FLOPPY RED hat. He has a long BUSHY BLACK beard and his NOSE shakes like jelly when he laughs. Every Christmas, he rides a MOTERBIKE full of presents, pulled by 18 MICE high into the night sky. Santa FALLS down the chimney of people's homes to leave PENCILS, PENS, and UGLY SWEATERS under their Christmas trees. 

Santa Claus is a fluffy man who wears a striped purple suit with a slimy belt and a velvety black hat. He has a long silly orange beard and his head shakes like jelly when he laughs. Every Christmas, he rides a cat full of presents, pulled by 14 pandas high into the night sky. Santa sprints down the chimney of people's homes to leave horses, books and litter boxes under their Christmas trees.

Santa Claus is a beautiful man who wears a short pink suit with an adorable belt and a great red hat. He has a long friendly green beard and his leg shakes like jelly when he laughs. Every Christmas, he rides a cat full of presents, pulled by 28 cats high into the night sky. Santa researches down the chimney of people's homes to leave beds, stories, and radios under their Christmas trees.

i abotu died reading all these xD omg!

Santa Claus is a jolly man who wears a pungent mauve suit with a sparkly belt and a fun yellow hat. He has a long boisterous puce beard and his spleen shakes like jelly when he laughs. Every Christmas, he rides a clementine full of presents, pulled by 70 trillion beavers high into the night sky. Santa bounces down the chimney of people's homes to leave donuts, chacos, and pidgeons under their Christmas trees.