It's easy... state something truthful. Could be your favourite fun fact, or something random!

I'll start:

Fact: My dog Piper is sleeping on my right arm.

Fact: I still have no idea what I want to do with my life.

Fact: I am at work today and angry about it

Fact: my washing machine was on the fritz...but now it's behaving again >.>

....Suspicious.
Fact: my washer leaks

(quite suspicious, but I'm just relieved to have clean towels...)

Fact: we need rain

Fact: We have a huge wildfire issue rn

Fact: I am currently at work games mastering an escape room

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Fact: I just left work for a 45 minute drive

Fact: pants is eating a fried egg

Fact: I need to clean up breakfast dishes still.

Fact: I forgot to take something out for dinner... again!

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Fact:  am overhwlemed at work

Fact: Today is my ex SIL birthday.  I bought her a present becausemy niece should give her mom a present.

Fact: The baby has not taken a nap today. Normally he'd be on nap #2 right now.

Fact: I am receiving invoices and bored.

Fact: He is screaming.

Fact: Baby screams make me glad my uterus is useless

Fact: HE FELL ASLEEP!

Fact: I need to find a turbo drain line that doesn't exist

Fact: after 12 hours vaccinating I am dead on my feet 

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...