It's easy... state something truthful. Could be your favourite fun fact, or something random!

I'll start:

Fact: My dog Piper is sleeping on my right arm.

Fact: I'm tired and just wanna sleep, but I want to get some more forum posts in before I call it a night. 

Fact: I'm hungry

Fact: I am not hungry!

Fact: It's Saturday

Fact: I AM OFFICIALLY OFF WORK UNTIL WEDNESDAY NIGHT WOOOOO!

Fact: I need to go change a diaper

Fact: I am not envious of Jaya right now.

Fact: i'm ready for the rain to stop

Fact: It's hot

Fact: I can't believe October starts tomorrow.

Fact: I need to go to the grocery store

Fact: It's Sunday

Fact: I am going to a campfire event tonight where we sit around and listen to the park ranger tell spooky stories! 

Fact: I'm still sick

In the movie Home Alone, Kevin's dad wipes up the milk spilled over the airplane tickets that were on the table when Kevin slammed into Buzz.
He drops the napkins into the trash can with Kevin's plane ticket.

Fact: There are so many toy trains in my house...

Fact: I am tired

Fact: The snow has begun.

Fact: It's -20 here with blowing snow.

Fact: I need to get off the couch