It's easy... state something truthful. Could be your favourite fun fact, or something random!

I'll start:

Fact: My dog Piper is sleeping on my right arm.

Fact: Skell needs a cup of hot cocoa

Fact: Pants knows what's up

Fact: I is a smarty pants. xD

I'm  eating beets right now

Fact: I get to leave work early today :D

Fact: it has finally cooled down enough that i can go sit outside

Fact: I am envious of your hot weather

I am  sleepy

Fact: I'm exhausted

Fact: I have a LOT of invoicing to do today.

Fact: I need to finish this library book

Fact: I bought some pretzels and they do not taste as good as they sounded

Fact: I am disappointed for you :(

Fact: My son is playing legos

Fact: Mine is watching Little Lunch on Netflix

Fact: I am going to bed

Fact: The first episode of Black Mirror was..............meh

Fact: It's so hot out

Fact: Nearly bedtime :(

Fact: I am currently sitting outside on the front porch