I tried to make sure this wasn't somewhere else in the games already, so if it is... oops. 

Incorrect Answers Only. have fun with it! 

Example. 

Question: Who's Anakin Skywalker?

Answer: Jedi Master

We'll start with my question. I'm playing off star wars due to beginning in May, but you don't have to stick with this topic obviously. Make sure you you answer the question above and ask your own!

Question: What is the death star? 

Pickles. The sour kind.

Why are blankets warm?

Because gas prices are going up.

Why are heaters hot?

because I painted my bathroom.

Why do birds fly?

Because whales swim.

Why are stoplights 3 colors?

it's like a mood ring.

Why do cats like birds?

Mice like cheese.

What does the fox say?

“The sharp drop of short-term consumer inflation expectations points to another slowdown in the June CPI report, which will be out before the Fed’s next decision,” wrote Bill Adams, chief economist at Comerica Bank, in an analyst note. “The big picture for the Fed is that inflation fears are receding, but not back to where they were prior to the pandemic.”

Why are phones annoying?

They are no longer needed.

Do TV screens still have black and white?

How would I know? The TV is invisible.


What time is it?

Terms of Service.

What is the best show to watch right now?

Tic tacs.


Where is the spoon?

it's a figment of your imagination.

What did the fox say?

-points to the left-


When is your birthday?

Marshmellow Hand Cream.

What is 4 9?

The beginning of the alphabet of course! 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

Definitely motherboards.

How tall am I?

The apple doesnt fall far from the tree! 

How do you farm artichokes?? 

Using zebra stripes.

How do pens work?

They grow on trees.


Where is the dog?

14

How do you spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?