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Joke Week!
 Concourse [I'll rise up, I'll rise unafraid] July 19th, 2020 11:14:03pm 2,849 Posts |
 It's JOKE week! And to be honest, I could use a few good laughs to get me through the week. So here we go. For 10,000 points, tell me your funniest, best, HP appropriate joke! You have until 11:59 PM on July 25th to get your entries in! I'll start! "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."  |
 whim🌼 July 19th, 2020 11:24:28pm 196 Posts |
I went to a zoo with only one animal. It was a shih tzu
points to https://horsephenomena.com/dogs.php?id=127571 please! (: going to watch this thread I know I'm going to loooove it lol   |
 Lafitteϟ the greatest way to say something is to say nothing at all July 19th, 2020 11:27:26pm 943 Posts |
Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? ones a little lighter xD
points to dog : https://horsephenomena.com/dogs.php?id=127524 |
 Awolnation : Main July 19th, 2020 11:57:45pm 346 Posts |
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! |
 Éirela July 20th, 2020 1:29:59am 89 Posts |
How can you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg.
(read joke with a lisp) points to https://horsephenomena.com/horses.php?id=338972 thanks! |
 Jaya July 20th, 2020 8:16:18am 24,634 Posts |
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
(points to dog #126406 please)  |
goose 🍓 main| it's a boy! July 20th, 2020 10:33:35am 158 Posts |
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. Points to horse 338223 :) Thank you for the laughs. They are in short supply as of late... Sending light to everyone out there! |
 `NEKE-A-SAURUS → up in smoke July 20th, 2020 10:41:57am 12,807 Posts |
Why did the Math Book look so sad?  |
  Moorfine {Empire of Unruly Unicorns} - Back from the land of the dead July 20th, 2020 10:42:43am 1,861 Posts |
Points here please :) 338028How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it!  |
 𝒥ax ♡ wants your htix! support project NEON! ♡ July 20th, 2020 10:54:52am 1,321 Posts |
I went into a store to buy some books about turtles. 
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 chime » heartbroken July 20th, 2020 11:20:42am 2,594 Posts |
I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. Points to https://horsephenomena.com/dogs.php?id=127027 eta: since apparently I didn't see the very first joke here *facepalm* New Joke: Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, "what's the word on the street?" |
 Lady Rancher 1, Wild n Wicked Wolves, July 20th, 2020 11:45:26am 1,706 Posts |
Where did the sheep go on vacation? The baaaahamas pts to shelti 126641 |
 Kayla Gayle ~~ One Piece Greyhounds ~~ July 20th, 2020 3:57:24pm 353 Posts |
A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads, “Talking Horse for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse. “I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously. “I was born in The Andes where I herded for an entire village. Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped keep the city clean. And now, I spend my days giving free rides to underprivileged kids here in the country.” The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the horse’s owner, “Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?” The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!” ********* Points to: dog #128633 Anyone able, still need a siggy and avatar  |
  🐈~BV~Keep Staring At The Stars⭐🎵July 20th, 2020 4:48:00pm 8,101 Posts |
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?    |
Tifisati ~ 𝕲𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖉𝖘: Fury of Tyson July 20th, 2020 6:43:24pm 16 Posts |
I put a bet on a horse that had excellent breeding. After the horse left the starting gate, he stopped and closed it behind him.
https://horsephenomena.com/dogs.php?id=128057 |
 Chance -----> The Thoroughbred Factory July 20th, 2020 7:32:04pm 313 Posts |
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.
Points to horse #336305 please |
 .:nessa:. Willow Gate Farm Hanoverians July 20th, 2020 7:43:26pm 50 Posts |
What's a pirate's favourite letter? I don't know....rrrr? You'd think so - but it's actually, the "C" (sea, har har har) Points to #334818
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 Famous Shamus }} from blood and ash, we will rise July 20th, 2020 8:14:39pm 276 Posts |
oh lawd you had no idea how much I love dad jokes
Want to hear a joke about pizza? -------- nevermind, it's too cheesy
What's the worst place to hide in the hospital? -------- the ICU
What did one butt cheek say to the other? ------ together, we can stop this shit
My friends say I'm the cheapest person they've ever met ------- I'm not buying it.
What do you call a twitching cow? -------------- beef jerky
Did you know that Captain Hook bought his hook from a .... second hand store?!
In "laughter" the "L" comes first; the rest comes aughter it
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? ------- atrophy
Who was the spiciest knight at the round table? ----------- Sriracha
okay I'll stop     |
Kuwait: The King of the Shire! | July 20th, 2020 9:53:13pm 23 Posts |
Employer: I see you have two years missing on your resume. Can you explain? Interviewee: Ah, that was when I went to Yale. Employer: Yale? Impressive! You're hired! Interviewee: Thanks! I really needed this yob! ==  |
 Lynelle! ♔ Starting to settle in... July 20th, 2020 10:15:50pm 1,753 Posts |
What has a bottom at the top? >> your legs
but let's be real - the butt cheek and shit joke was the best *dying*
(points to "To Be So Lonely" #333352)
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 blitz 🪦 truly deviousJuly 20th, 2020 10:19:52pm 6,148 Posts |
What do you call a pig that does karate? A Pork Chop :D Points to 332856 please!   |
