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Joke Week!
 Concourse [but as she was leaving, it felt like breathing] July 19th, 2020 11:14:03pm 2,902 Posts |
 It's JOKE week! And to be honest, I could use a few good laughs to get me through the week. So here we go. For 10,000 points, tell me your funniest, best, HP appropriate joke! You have until 11:59 PM on July 25th to get your entries in! I'll start! "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."  |
 Naima {نعيمة} ✝️🎨 and her Phenomenal Paints July 20th, 2020 10:52:25pm 2,272 Posts |
What do you call a 3-humped camel? Pregnant Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789. Points here: https://horsephenomena.com/horses.php?id=336170  |
 pinkchampagne » July 20th, 2020 11:03:14pm 415 Posts |
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? - A pouch potato
Points to #338474.   |
Concourse [but as she was leaving, it felt like breathing] July 21st, 2020 4:02:18pm 2,902 Posts |
OMG I am loving these so much!!!
I have rewarded to this point and so this isn't just a lame, boring, no joke post - here's one more from me:
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. |
 SaturniaᛉContest winners announced!! July 21st, 2020 4:18:23pm 3,988 Posts |
This thread is a dang GEM! All of these jokes are so on point!  |
 ambur » > maha watching July 21st, 2020 10:47:50pm 84 Posts |
Remember how the air used to be free at the gas station and now it costs you $1.50? You wanna know why? ......It's because of inflation. Points to Horse #333868 |
 Eyre ❅ be kind July 22nd, 2020 12:37:42am 10,135 Posts |
Much love to all of these! What do you call a fake noodle? ----> Impasta. What do you call a bear with no teeth? ----->Gummybear. What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? ---->Attire. Why shouldn't you visit an expensive wig shop? It's too high a price toupee. I asked my French friend if she liked to play video games. She said, "Wii." Why can't you run through a campground? You can only ran because it is past tents. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? "I'm eighty." (say it slowly...) Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is. Points to https://horsephenomena.com/horses.php?id=334269 please. :)  |
Concourse [but as she was leaving, it felt like breathing] July 22nd, 2020 10:44:54am 2,902 Posts |
Joke bump!!! Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable. All prizes rewarded. |
