So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but it's sung by the author/band you hate most

I want to get a 4.0 GPA

*give a little time to me, we'll burn this out

Granted, but you fail the rest of your semesters/quarters.

I want a Honda Element!

Fine but it gets totalled 5 seconds after you leave the parking lot. 

I want a horse :D 

Granted, but it's a mini and you can never ride it.

I want Bristol to only chew on her toys, and nothing else.

Okay but she can't eat her food either, and starves (wow dark yikes)

I want to be able to teleport

*give a little time to me, we'll burn this out

Sure, but the only place you can teleport is the middle of the Sahara desert.

I want my backyard to be bigger!

Okay. but it is covered in rocks and trees so dense not even the dogs can enjoy it.

I want to never gain weight from eating.

Sure, but people have free access to it

I want more chocolate

overture - okay but you're always bloated

duckie - fine but you're allergic

i want to own a boat

*give a little time to me, we'll burn this out

Sure, but the boat suddenly got a hole in it and basically it's the titanic all over again. 

I want my favorite tv show to come back soon. 

Fine, but they only release one episode and repeat it week after week

I want another sandwich

Okay but its all moldy

I want more sleep..

Okay, but you'll wake up with a crick in your neck.

I want to stick to this no-sugar thing.

Granted but your food will always taste disgusting

I want to go on vacation

Granted, but it has to be to Alaska in January.

I want this salad to make itself.

Granted, but said salad will have a human face.

I want to win the lottery.

Granted, but you have to share the lottery winnings with 1,000,000 other winners.

I want my hair to never have grow out!

Fine but you end up with an extreamly fast growning beard. 

I want snow! 

>:{ It snowed here dangit.

Fine, but it's also -60 C and blizzarding so you cant go outside in it.

I want ym house!

Fine, but it doesn't have a roof!

I want it to storm!