So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Fine, but it's infested with mites.

I want a maid.

Fine, but they only clean the windows.

I want my laundry to fold itself!

Can do, but you still end up with missing socks.

I'd wish for Fall to get here all ready!

Fine, but its 100 degrees. 

I want to see the future 

Fine, but you can only see other people's futures, one day in advance.

I want a pizza to magically arrive at my doorstep.

okay but stray cats get to it before you do and eat it all

i want my horse to be healed

*give a little time to me, we'll burn this out

Fine, but then it turns into a mini.

I want a pumpkin spice latte.

Fine, but you get pumpkin chunks in your latte.

I want to have rad photoshop skills.

Sure, but photoshop crashes completely every time you try to use it

I want my ear to stop hurting.

Okay! But then you get a wicked tooth ache.

I want Matt to not be sick anymore. :(

Sure, but then he can't stop pestering you.

I want it to rain!

Fine, but only for 1 minute.

I want someone else to do the bills for me.

Fine but they also take all your money in your accounts

I want these horses to train themselves XD

Ok, but they only enter themselves into one show each.

I want the kitchen to clean itself.

Fine, but all your dishes are thrown out.

I want to go to a warmer place!

Fine, but its 1000 degrees.

I want food!!

Fine! But it's everything you hate to eat.

I want to live in a nice apartment.

Done! But you have rude creepy neighbors who stalk you :P

I want to go to an island :3

Sure, but you're the only one there and there's only poisonous berries to eat and there's vicious wild animals everywhere :P

I want the floor to vacuum itself.

Fine, but it then combusts and dust flies everywhere. 

I wannntttttt my hair to dry fast.