So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but there's a glitch and you get no points T-T 

I wish I could go out and get some sushi!

Granted, but it makes you sick about 1 hour after eating it. 

I wish I knew what to cook for dinner every night. 

Granted, but it always takes an hour to prep. 

I wish I got more sleep.

Granted. You get more sleep, but you're always missing important events due to sleeping through them!

I wish my painting would get here faster!! Been waiting since January for it to arrive. 

Granted, but it's a painting of ME. ;)

I wish I was better at math. LOL

Granted, but you have to write out everything

I wish I could homestead

Granted. But you have to put up all of the fencing by hand (just did this and it is not fun!)

I wish moving wasn't so much work.  

Granted, but now you don't want to move.

I wish it wouldn't get so hot this week.

Granted, but now it'll be as cold as Antarctica on a cold day in winter. :P

I wish I was the winner of the Forum Post contest!

Granted but now you had to give up your bestest GSD's.

I wish it was 6:30 already...

Granted, but its 6:30 am. 

I wish I could go back to sleep. 

Granted, but you are sleeping in a cold doghouse.

I wish I didn't have to work.

Granted, but you don't have any money.

I wish I didn't feel nauseous all the time

Granted, but now your toes are always itchy.

I wish I was a famous artist.

Granted, but you don't make any money until after your death.

I wish my headache would go away.

(Oh, snap).

Granted, but now you have diarrhea.

I wish I had a nice juicy steak.

Granted, but it makes you sick to even look at it.

I wish all my bills were paid off

Granted, but you now have 6 kids! 

I wish I had sushi for dinner tonight ! 

GRANTED, BUT FOOD POISONING

I WISH I COULD FIND A FRIEND FOR JANE.

Granted, but the friend is an elf! 

I wish I could buy more books.