So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but your house is old and falling down.

I wish my hair was longer

Granted, but it's longer everywhere on your entire body and is impossible to cut/shave.

I wish I had a nicer house.

Ok, but you have to clean it all by yourself.

I wish I could have another baby.

Granted, but baby literally screams non-stop for the first year.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted but it's now hail

I wish I could ride my horse today

Granted, but you end up falling off.

I wish my family would all beat this cold!

Granted but family all has flu instead.

I wish I didn't have to cook

granted, but you run out of money from getting take out all the time

I wish my son would pick up his toys

GRANTED BUT HE TOSSES EM OUT A WINDOW.

I WISH I COULD HAVE A BABY.

Granted , but you have triplets not just 1 ! 

I wish that I could go to Norway ! 

GRANTED BUT ITS EMPTY.

GHOSTTOWN

I WISH I WAS DONE WORK.

Granted, but you get locked in and can't leave.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

Granted but now you have INSOMNIA

I wish I had food.

Granted, but it's your most hated kind of food.

I wish I didn't need to sleep ever

Granted, but you are always tired.

I wish I had chocolate.

Granted but I got a bellyache.

I wish I had more money IRL

Granted, but you have more yearly taxes. 

I wish I could horse back ride again 

YOU CAN, BUT THE HORSE ALWAYS BUCKS.

I WISH MY SINUSES WERE CLEAR.

I'd give it to you but your big toe would fall off!

I wish I didn't have to move up to bed!

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

GRANTED BUT YOU HAVE NO BED

I WISH MY PEN WORKED.