So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted but it slowly gets less clean until you clean anyhow.
I wish water magically refilled in the cistern

Granted, but it is dirty and unusable

I wish it was cooler outside

Granted, but all your plants die. 

I wish there were less mosquitos in my backyard 

Granted but now you have one giant one instead 

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Whats yer wish, City?  LOL

I wish my plants would thrive

Granted, but only when you are touching them.

I wish I could move into my new house.

Granted, but you find out its haunted.

I wish I could work remote.

“Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.” - Jenna Marbles

Granted, but you'll be exausted by the time lunch time comes. xD

I wish I had more upgraded accounts.

Granted, but you're only allowed to have one breed across all of them.

I wish I had some tacos.

“Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.” - Jenna Marbles

GRanted, but they were rotten.

I wish I had time off.

Granted, but you'll have to work again the next day.

I wish it was nap time. 

Granted, but you have no bed.

I wish I was not so pale.

Granted, now you're just extreamly sun burnt red.

I wish I had a pool.

“Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.” - Jenna Marbles

Grandt but it's full of acid.
I wish I was done invoicing

Granted but then you realize you did it all wrong...

I wish I'd get the keys to my new house.

Granted, but then it takes 2 weeks for all of your things to arrive

I wish it were Friday

Granted, but you have to work an extra day next week! 

I wish my pre-cut fruit that I get wouldn't go bad so quickly! Noone likes soggy apples 

Granted, but it's all sour.

I wish I was good at eyeliner.

Granted, but you always lose your eyeliner.

I wish I had more coffee

granted, but it's cold.

I wish I had longer hair