So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but it's always knotted

I wish there were more hours in a day

There are, but you still only sleep 8 and are always tired.

I wish I had two of me

Granted, but the second you keeps undoing all of the work the first you accomplishes

I wish someone would do all of my laundry for me (and put it away)

Granted, but they shrink everything, even socks.

I wish George would leave me alone

Granted, but now you want George to bother you

I wish I wasn't anxious all the time

Granted, but now there is no excitement

I wish we didn't have to go on an airplane tomorrow with the baby D:

(ooh good luck Vida! Fingers crossed that the baby does okay! ) 

Granted - but then you don't get to go travel to wherever you were going! 

I wish that my mother could be normal and not emotionally toxic.... (venting sorry yall) 

Granted, but now your best friend isn't their normal self. :(

I wish someone would come make me lunch.

Granted, but it goes bad before you can eat it

I wish someone would pack for me (and not forget anything :P)

Granted, but the bag gets lost in transit.

I wish my day was OVER.

Granted, but night never ends.

I wish my husband got the painting done today.

granted, but a cloud of dust gushes through the airvents and now your walls are speckled

I wish I could take a nap at work

You can but you get fire.

I wish I had juice.

granted, but it's gone bad :(

I wish I made myself be more productive today

Granted, but it was on the wrong stuff.

I wish I could magically heal people

Granted, but you also accidentally give them 3 extra toes.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

GRANTED, BUT YOU GET SICK.

I WISH I HAD MORE PENS

Granted, but the ink keeps leaking and sticking to your hands

I wish the GM meeting would last forever today so I can play in the forums :P

Granted, but your boss keeps interupting you.

I wish I could get my forum count up, so that I can get into the rankings ;)

Granted, but then Blitz takes away the forum ranking list.

I wish I could eat unlimited snacks