So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but they are all stale.

I wish tomorrow weren't Monday already.

Granted, but next week everyday is Monday. 

I wish I had a billion dollars on HP. 

You do, but you forget your password.

I wish all my fencing was done.

Granted, but then all of your animals hop the fence anyway.

I wish work wasn't so much work

Granted, but when work isn't work. Play isn't play. 

I wish I could go to Paris. 

You can, but you get stuck in a hotel sick the entire time.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but then you run out of things to do.

I wish I weren't still sick.

Granted, but next time you get sick it lasts even longer. 

I wish I had something to eat. 

You do, but it's rotten.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

Granted, but your foot hurts instead. 

I wish I didn't have to cook supper. 

Granted, but you go hungry instead.

I wish I only needed 2 hours of sleep a day.

Granted but your eyes are always red. 

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

Granted, but you run out of money.

I wish it were Saturday morning.

Granted, but next week everyday is Monday. 

I wish it were 5:30 already. 

Granted, but 5:30 never comes again.

I wish my lunch tasted better.

This lunch is great, but you get food posioning.

Sometimes I wish my horse would live forever.

Granted, but you can never see it.

I want to be able to fly.

Granted, but you can only fly two feet off the ground at a speed of 5km/ph.

I wish for nice fingernails that don't chip and break every three days D:

Granted, but they never stop growing and you cannot cut through them.

I want to go swimming.

Granted, but the waters are full of alligators.

I want tomorow off of work.