So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but we no longer write on paper.

I wish people wouldn't be so lazy.

Granted, but you become lazy instead.

I wish my fish tank was clean.

Granted, but all your fish are gone

I wish our crop would grow

(jaya -- my tank is neverrr clean)

Granted, but the deer come in the night and eat it all.

I  wish my shoulders would stop hurting.

Granted, but now you knee hurts

I wish the sunshine would come out to play

Granted but it's so scorching hot you can't be in it for longer than 10 seconds.

I wish my Friday would finish already!

Granted; now it's Monday.

I wish the youngest kid would stop destroying books.

Granted, but the kid got taken away forever.

I wish my cell phone bill was cheaper.

Granted, but the rest of your bills quadruple.

I wish the temperatures would stay in the 60s.

Granted, but it also never ever rains and everything is blah.

I wish my husband would be home with dinner already!

Granted, but it's cold and soggy.

I wish I could have sushi for lunch.

Granted, but now it's the only thing you can ever have for lunch.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted! but it burned in a fire before you could do anything with it.

I wish my cramps would go away.

Granted, now you arms hurt.

I wish I could get my assessment finished!

Finished, but done wrong!

I wish my forum count would go up while i'm offline.

Granted, but your animal's points go down too.

I wish I could have a big fresh coffee.

Lovely! But the coffee makes you sit on the toilet all afternoon.

I wish my electric bill was low this month.

Granted, but it's because your home exploded and you couldn't use any electricity.

I wish I had more energy.

Great, but you are stuck in a 4ft by 4ft room with nothing to do.

I wish I could knit.

Granted, but now it's the only thing you can talk about to others.

I wish I was better at math.