So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted but you have to work a month of weekends now. 

I want a nap 

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Granted, but you have to sleep outside in a tree.

I want a coffee.

Granted, but it's absurdly hot and you burn your tongue

I want to have a really good night's sleep

Granted, but you will wake up feeling like you've not slept a wink.

I want a back massage.

Granted, but the hands are so cold that you can't relax.

I want to eat all the yummy snacks today.

Granted, but you get so sick that you have to stay in bed for days to recover.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight!

Granted, but you keep running out of food.

I wish I could take a month off of work.

Granted, but it's because you're in the hospital.

I would like to have a busy lesson program.

Granted, but it's TOO busy and you can't keep up.

I would love to sleep well for the next week.

Granted, but you won't be able to sleep for two weeks after.

I want to finish my uni assignment already.

Granted, but when you go to hand it in you realize that it's a month late.

I want to win the lottery.

Granted, but you only win the minimum division, which is awarding $15.

I want to go home and go back to bed.

(I will totally take $15 lmao)

(do I have to corrupt that? Sounds amazing)

Granted, but you are unable to sleep. You just lay in bed and get frustrated.

I wish my two year old would stop whining all the time.

($15 sounds like a me-only lunch date kinda money, perfecto!)

Granted, but now she screams non-stop like a banshee instead.

I wish I hadn't cut my hair so short :(

Granted, but now your LONG hair gets tangled in a coat hanger.

I wish our world didn't revolve around money.

Granted, money has been replaced with pencils. More pencils = greater wealth.

I wish I could have a donut.

Granted, but it was as gluten-free, veggie filled donut with ranch dressing.

I wish I could be more fit.

Granted, but you shrink 2 feet as a result.

I wish there were more hours in the day to do everything I need to do.

Granted, but all your "things to do" disappear.

I wish that good, health food was the cheaper option.

Granted, but you can only stomach carrots for the rest of your life.

I wish my pen didn't run out of ink :(