So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but your kids now talk to you literally non-stop and you can never use said math skills.

I wish my kids wouldn't fight

Granted, but it is because they were taken away from you and each other. 

I wish my house would clean itself.

Granted, but the little fairy that does it goes kinda slow because you have to share it with my house. -cough-

I wish I had some cookies from crumbl

Crumbl has an outbreak of e coli, and you're now... unfortunately... el sicko!

I wish my future inlaws would communicate clearly.

Granted, but now all clear communication comes in the form of screaming.

I wish I could get warm.

Granted, but now you're wayy too warm.

I wish it would rain some more.

Granted, but now everything is flooded.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside

Granted, now is Antarctic conditions.

I wish I could go home.

Granted, but you may never leave there again.

I wish I knew what happened to the last fish we put in our fish tank that has apparently disappeared.

Granted, you discover it occupying a seat at the UN Council, on trial for warcrimes.

I wish it was lunch time already.

Granted, but you are required to eat twenty bowls of Ramen.


I wish my work shift was over.

20 bowls? Easy.

Granted, but you don't get paid for your workday.

I wish this noodle bowl was never-ending.

Granted, but now you have to swim in it.

I wish that everyone could get along.

Granted, but now everyone is sickeningly over-the-top polite to each other.

I wish it was 1.30 so I could dip outta this place

granted, but now you will have a flock of chickens following you around for the rest of the week.

I wish I had a delicious plate of spaghetti right now.

CUUUUTE

Granted, but it gives you food poisoning.

I wish the rain would go away!

Granted but now giant icicles are falling to the ground instead.

I wish I had the day off tomorrrow.

Granted, but you spend it sick in bed.

I wish my nails would stop breaking :(

Granted, but now your hair is falling out instead.

I wish someone would clean the house for me.

Granted, and it's done beautifully... except they stole everything you own.

I wish sleep wasn't so important.