So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

granted, but your boss mixed it up your paycheque with the papers on their desk. 

I wish it was fall already 

Granted, but this fall the weather is terrible 15F and windy and cloudy.

I wish someone would grocery shop for me

Granted, but they don't get anything you wanted

i wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

granted, but it's because you were fired

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow

Granted but your hair is a WRECK/bed head 

I wish I could win the lottery 

Granted! But uh... have you read the book The Lottery? It's like that.

I wish I could take a nap

Granted but you get woken up every 5 minutes

I wish I didn't have to do housework

Granted but then your house would fall apart! 
I wish I didn't have to adult.

Granted! But now you go back to elementary school, and don't get to make any choices about your own life.

I wish I was hungry

granted, but you never find just what you need to make the hunger pains go away fully.

I wish I could skip work tomorrow.

Granted, but your paycheck is short! 

I wish I made 6 figures salary 

Granted, but the job is picking up poop with your bare hands

i wish i could go home

Granted. You could. But you chose not to.

I wish I could have someone come clean my house

your house is spotless but it costs you for 1st born child

I wish I had enough money so I could afford the car of my dreams

granted, but you have many mechanical failures

I wish all of my training could be done already

Granted, but in the most flooded shows that exist.

I wish my cat would come cuddle

Granted, but he's soaking wet

I wish home time was NOW.

granted but you can never leave the house again

I wish I never had to buy fuel again

Granted but your car can only go 5 miles an hour.

i wish for the next 30 hours to go super slow

Granted, you're stuck in them forever

I wish I had time for a nap