So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, now you can't sleep.

I wish my uni assessment would do itself.

Granted, but none of it is right.

I wish it would rain

Granted, but now there's a flood.

I wish I could get motivated to go for a walk.

Granted, but you get utterly lost and can never find your way back home.

I wish my husband would be done putting the new dressers together

Granted, but he does them all wrong.

I wish I could have a sleep in tomorrow!

Granted, but you sleep the entire day away.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted! You lost you job.

I wish it was Thursday.

granted, but it's thursday in 10 years time.

i wish my heater was warmer

granted but now you can't stop sweating.

I wish my leg would stop hurting

Granted, now your head hurts.

I wish my sore throat would leave!

Granted, but now your kids all have sore throats.

I wish my hallway was all painted.

granted, but now the rest of the house isn't.

I wish my house was clean

Granted, but now everything is broken.

I wish dinner would make itself.

Granted, but it tastes super bad

I wish my kids would sit still for at least 5 minutes

Granted, but now they scream while they do it.

I wish I could get this assignment DONE

Granted, but you failed.

I wish my food would cook itself.

Granted but it burns itself to ashes

I wish I wasnt so tired!