You're SO late for class!

What's your excuse?

Mine: I just got back from Mars. Had to park my ship on the sports field!

I was swimming with the ducks

I was looking for my book that I misplaced.

My dog tripped me and broke my leg

I was in charge of bringing food, and my order was running late. No worries though, I'm here now and I have plenty for everyone :)

My brother blew up my house in Minecraft, so I had to slap him and rebuild it.

Twilight came out on youtube for free right now so I had to drop everything and watch it. 

i was with my horse

I over slept

i fell in a mud puddle and had to go back home to change.

I got lost on the path of life.....