You're SO late for class!

What's your excuse?

Mine: I just got back from Mars. Had to park my ship on the sports field!

I was abducted by aliens but they gave me back when I wouldn't stop telling them dad jokes.

I got lost

I shot the sheriff.

But I did not shoot the deputy!!

Had a flat tire

The Altador Cup has started again on Neopets, and I was playing Yooyuball.

lost track of time playing forum games

My pants weren't dry.

Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to be here.

HAHAHA shit. that was funny. 

I'm  late cause ice coffee.

My tires ran out of air.

My cat flew away

My door wouldn't open.

had to feed my fish

Alarm didn't go off.

I was watching Supernatural

Forgot one shoe

cat in my lap

bread in  oven

my breakfast was cooking slowly

bacon was cold