You are a coroner. There's a body lying in front of you. 

What caused them to die?

Note: you can use a real cause, but it has to be unusual (loads on Google). Or you can make up your own!

I'll start!

Cause of death: literally died of embarrassment.

COD: Papercut to eyeball

Thanks for that mental image, Skell. Thanks.

Cause of death: Drowned in a swimming pool filled with Orbeez.

You're soooooooooo welcome :D < 3

COD: Squished by floofy doggos

COD: Spent to much time outside suntanning and burnt to a crisp.

cod: overate.

Cause of death: took a selfie with a charging rhinoceros

Cod: smothered by hats

COD: Worked to death

Cod: choked on a grape

Cause of death: Choked on air.

COD: petted the danger kitten. If not friend, why friend-shaped?

COD: Slipped off a mountain

“Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.” - Jenna Marbles

Cause of death: bungee jumped without the bungee rope attached to the base.

Cause of deah: kept holding in their farts, until it was too late...:P

CoD: Hit by lightning while playing golf.

Cause of death: too sexy for this life

Little Wolf: lololol

COD: Let the wrong one in.

COD: fell off a cliff playing POGO 

(not speaking from experience but maybe slightly xD)

Pants: There are literally warnings at the start of the game! lol

COD: Hit the ceiling when bounced too high at an indoor trampoline park.

I'm the reason there are warnings lmaooo

COD: bit by a hamster