You are a coroner. There's a body lying in front of you. 

What caused them to die?

Note: you can use a real cause, but it has to be unusual (loads on Google). Or you can make up your own!

I'll start!

Cause of death: literally died of embarrassment.

lolol

COD: Went over Niagara Falls in a barrel. An open barrel.

COD: Excessive iced coffee consumption

Cause of death: Leapt aboard a wild mustang and yeed his last haw, as they took off into the distance.

COD: Yoghurt shop robbery gone wrong

COD: drowned in jello

COD: tripped over skell's foot

cause of death: staring at a screen for too long, going blind, and walking offa cliff... in Indiana

COD: Invoiced too many businesses for services, succumbed to the ever-growing pile of paperwork

COD: drank  too much water in a water-drinking contest, in order to when a Wii 

Cause of death: Ate too much five alarm chili at a cook-off!

COD: broccoli overdose

COD: Tried to steal gold from a dragon's hoard.

COD: fell down and didn't get up

Cause of Death: swan-dived into a vat of liquid chocolate and never resurfaced

COD: slipped on a pancake

Cause of death: Fell off a ridge into a cactus patch.

Cause of Death: tricked by their brother into the path of a stampeding wildebeest herd

Cause of Death: Drank too much iced coffee

COD: Cuddled a Scorpion against its will 

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Cause of death: sat on by a cow