You are a coroner. There's a body lying in front of you. 

What caused them to die?

Note: you can use a real cause, but it has to be unusual (loads on Google). Or you can make up your own!

I'll start!

Cause of death: literally died of embarrassment.

Cause of Death: the deceased was overcome with hayfever-related discomfort and elected to remove their own eyes with the aid of a hot poker. (at least it solved the itching)

COD: Choked on jelly

COD: one too many sandwiches

cause of death: kept getting sick over and over all summer

COD: slapped to death by a fish

Cause of death: the air quality outside from the fires in Quebec

a mummy's curse

COD: Fell out of bed

COD: couldn't stop sneezing

Cause of death: Got turned into a waxwork.

scared to death

 Cause of death: hid in the closet too long 

cause of death: scared by the cat

cause of death: fell over.

COD: slipped on a banana peel 

cause of death: played too much mario kart

COD : died from a sniffly nose during the summer 

ate too many noodles

COD: read too many books.

Cod: stared at the sun