^{Let me introduce you to Mrs. Pinchy.}

^{YES, she is a freshwater yabbie (or crayfish, as some may call it).} 

^{Mrs. Pinchy is hardcore. At the pet store* I got her from she killed all of her tank mates, ate them and decorated her tank with their shells. She even escaped her own tank, and managed to find her way into one of the fish tanks and ate all the little fish there as well. The pet store was not happy.}

^{She has escaped the tank I keep her in at night twice, and I have woken up to her little feet clicking around  on my tile floors. She has eaten the one other yabbie I had. She sheds her skin/shell every couple of weeks, and eats that too. When she's not feeling particularly cannabilistic, she eats some pellety stuff called 'crab cuisine' and the occaisonal blood worm.}

^{Don't even think about trying to clean the tank with her in it or move her stuff around, she'll nip you and she'll draw blood.}

^{Design help/ideas}

^{Anyway, the tank I keep her in now doesn't really suit her. It's sort of weirdly tropical, and sorta looks like something out of spongebob.}

^{I want something a bit more... dark? scary? tougher? I was thinking some black or white sand and maybe some skulls?}

^{Anyone who helps out by sharing suggestions/photos/inspiration I will send 1 mill :D}

^{*the pet store we go to does not have dogs or cats, only fish and crabby things.} 

Such romance.

Ok....I pretty much can't even handle the hilarity/epicness of this entire thread holy crap I've been missing out on a lot.

First off Chao....you're right, nobody likes Kevin's shady brother Neil. He's a jerk too. *died reading that*

Second, dear Christ those things are PETS?! I thought that was a lobster you were showing us at like a seafood place that was extra pretty or something until I read EVERYTHING and good gracious how are you not dead. 

Third, if I EVER see one of those things for real I will be running away very fast in the opposite direction if I don't kill it with fire first now that I know they are cannibals and are out to kill me and take over my house.

Seriously....who decided those were pets.... *hides under blankets on bed*

**PS despite all of the above content, I am now a member of the Mrs Pinchy fanclub**

MRS PINCHY FANCLUB IS DA BES FANCLUB

YES!!!

Guys, we had a bit of a situation this morning. 

Mrs Pinchy stole the toothpick I was feeding her blood worms with and fashioned herself a prison shiv.

Thankfully, after a few tense moments, I managed to retrieve the weapon with some tongs. 

Oh god.. don't you know?! NO sharp objects near Mrs Pinchy!! Though as if she needs pointy objects to exact her revenge on all the things...

We all came so close to dying, it's not even funny. Armed with sharp pointy stuff she is practically unstoppable.

someone should draw mrs Pinchy so we can all take her and plant her all over hp