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Copying from what Sat compiled for us quite a few yonder pages back: 

Once upon a midnight dream, wild geese slithered across the lake. They were trying to discover a very ancient and peculiar tree. They searched all day for this purple tree. And eventually learned that by digging for bugs that they thought roots twisted into popsicles which became tasty. After singing Elton John backwards they stumbled past a flamingo wearing fancy bloomers! The Flamingo said that “if you turn around you will witness an elephant painting.” And out came that Elephant, painting with Numerous dirty toothbrushes, he dipped the brushes in gravy that smelled an awful lot like lemon drops. The geese across the plains tried to explain physics, but unfortunately, geese are extremely religious and forgetful! Instead of showing evidence for the existence, sadly they squawked at church, resulting in being banned from scientific explorations. Suddenly, a fart blewout candles all across her beak. She went and hopped the gate so she tripped down the mountain and sprained her ankle and broke the watermelon on the top floor. Suddenly, Alice burped enthusiastically while combing the platypus. Sadly she didn’t think about food buckets when they were sleeping on cave dwellings. They danced in splendid movements all evening; until the moon barfed chicken and died far away. Then cows came home however there were rabbits hopping along the trail. Eventually people went over to the pool was hot, so nobody did any cool activities, but the iced lake made everyone feel sad and ticklish under the armpits. Suddenly, three blue Herons appear and squawk at all the animals. Tomorrow they laughed forever and went shopping for grapefruits. Unfortunately, they wanted to squeeze lemons for profit. It was incredibly frustrating that they went crazy so then they did. After that crazy time they took out some fishing rods and tackle fish weren’t biting so they went cartrolling into a llama farm. All the way to blue shifty moose, it growled “OO EE OO AH AH CHING CHANG WALA WALA BING BANG!” Banana Phoneeeee. With trembling hands she tickled it and flung a turd at her silently. That was disgusting. Why did pants even say that stuff to you? Because brattiness is my biggest cantaloupe trick. Besides farts, fishsticks stink the worst! Totally unrelated, she was squawking about Spongebob and tofu. Without dicing the tomatoes who were rotting quickly, made the play-doh and butts fry. Randomly in June, a snoring dog lay down on sticky sap. Obnoxiously, the Clown honked “RUH ROH” and backflipped into a pool of  warm burp juice. “GROSS!” , I yelled as mushrooms sprang from my pants. Why did badgers do aerobics now? Sleep is weakness, she farted deadly, rancid fumes that burst into flames. Shouts about this blasphemy was blop flopped out of burps. Suddenly your pajamas are on backwards and you can’t feel your spleen. Should you boop down further into darkness. When a Salamander jumped crazily into darkness. Then three ridiculous buffoons ran sideways fishy. When all of bork sporks laughing maniacally for hours. After Falling down the floofy hole the magenta shorts put off. Meanwhile anchovies singing lustilty to the sneezing platypus. Although it smelled like popcorn, carrots were frolicking in the pot together with the sprouts. After fermenting the sprouts they made sushi and drank coffee. Then they partied all day until suddenly there was a fart that blew out everyone’s eardrums. After everyone magically slept for ever, when unicorns charged over the fire pit and went down swingin’ Skunks around tooting their horns. Carbs urchins always doubt the dandelions because coconuts, dawg! Well, after all farts smell bad and so with heavy heart and much happiness she ran away. With much regret, she went bananas over the purple rug and polka-dotted sofa. Once she left the bunny behind, meanwhile forgetting that she’d put another cat inside the pot. Still in pajamas, the girl went to the market to get snow. After much thought, she decided that cats are amazing! Somehow she licked the yellow cow and kiss frogs regretfully. Once there was enough yodeling the girl ate something funky. Freaky green pigeons landed on the red balloon and fell into a bucket of dorks. They splashed into a vat full of chunky molasses. The boisterous frog shimmied along the silky sock drawer, until suddenly an  orange bird appeared and kerplunked onto the banana peel. Screaming loudly, thousands of small antelopes screeched in horror at bald eagles doing terrible dance moves. Finally the coffee was lucid and froggy, so after reading instructions it fainted! Suddenly, millions of hungry little bats hung awkwardly around on boots thinking about purple burping butterflies. Suddenly, coffee attacks everywhere! Unfortunately, the geysir stopped hooting all day. There came to be a snot encased bone that grew only around a tiny cactus. It was prickly but interestingly enough, also thought to break the chandelier . So sad, but even ghosts tend to jiggle their butts when dancing the meringue! Suddenly, a jellyfish fell convincingly to the floor with A resounding NO was heard. Nearby a Skeleton 

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started to shimmy and exploded with oodles of noodles. Then it started running ants away from the lagoon when jumping jacks began sweat running up and threw their cowboy boots which also were totally too flashy they thought. so instead, there was 17 golden cows running away from snowmen Carrying cupcakes filled with yogurt. Curiously, Gerald flopped onto the haystack moose. The moose held his hat away from its face because he was allergic to its pattern then he waved to the crowd of sparrows and walruses who are waiting to scream. However, they aren’t always awake enough to yodel though fungi might. In other news, a flying platoon of chipmunks waltz through the bubble. When all the noise stopped, A fiery brigade of turnips and geckos jumped rope Across the wasteland. Across to the glade, mongooses ran amok! Technically, there were ducks. But, suddenly Sarah jumped through the gate quickly falling on a turtle who screamed “noooooo!” Thankfully, She almost swore she would parade down the alley and flaunt her Oreos! Once they settle under a large tree, they ate Oreos; young! Then all of Millicent’s popcorn poofed and yodel! They decided to go to Africa and see the okapis! But purple cats aren’t filthy unless they jumped down a slide. So when the turnips were ripe, the beaver screamed at the top of their Popsicles, so then a beaver waltzed over the edge AND pirouetted around the rock gracefully. To the next guy, she smiled at a petit cupcake warily. Therefore, when the glitter exploded near by a fluffy skittle LN2S slimy and satisfying pile of trash!  How did that slimy gunk become a lovely piece of decoration? Well just then, a flashy Chamaeleon decided on demanding a chubby yellow goose to vault over to a mountain. Before long, Tweedledee decided against switching the moose to adjust the purple, ugly, and ridiculous snoring. Now he decided to leap into

(wtf have we done? omg lol)

xD

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Cruella

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