So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted. But the yarn is of questionable quality so everytime you go to knit, it gets tangled or breaks....and is of the scratchy variety...not soft or comfortable. 

I wish that other drivers could figure out that the LEFT lane is the Passing lane and move over when they're blocking traffic! 

Granted, but now the speed limit is 45mph. D:

I wish I had a new phone

Granted, but its fake.

I wish I could get a new car.

Granted but you only have it for 1 week before a bus hits it in a parking lot totaling it.

I wish I was not so stressed out.

Granted! 

But now you are so relaxed that nothing affects you! 

I wish all these really freaky things would stop happening to me! 

granted but the freaky things start happening to your best friend

I wish I was not sick now

granted, but now you'll be sick next week.

I wish I had some Chinese food..

granted, but it gives you food poisoning for 24 hours.

i wish i could stop being so lazy and hook my xbox one up. 

granted, but you short the circuits when you plug it in...oops =|

I wish it was summer already!

Granted, but the weather is either rain all day or colder than anticipated all season.

I wish I could figure out why I am up almost every hour at night every night the past two weeks....I just want some decent sleep!  

Granted, but now you can't sleep at all.

I wish I I had a ponpon!

Granted, but it's a Fabella. :P No riding for you!

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not get fat. xD

granted, but everything makes you vomit, no matter what it is.

i wish i could get my hands on a nintendo switch

Granted, but only for a few seconds before someone bumps into you, causing you to drop it. 

I wish my fishtanks would clean themselves...

Granted! But your fish tank also evolves sentience and cries miserably every time it has to clean itself. 

I wish I could have a whole pepperoni pizza right now!

Granted, but your eyes are larger than your stomach causing you to eat the entire thing in one sitting, then pay for it with feeling stuffed and having heartburn all evening. 

I wish we had a cure for any and all forms of cancer....

Granted, but it causes the zombie apocalypse.

I wish I had my farm now.

Granted. But it's smaller than you wanted and your neighbors are annoying. 

I wish people were more considerate. 

 Granted, but now they smother you by being so nice and making sure you're happy.

I wish I wasn't a Muggle.

Granted. You're a full blooded wizard. But now, no wand that you select (or that picks you either) functions properly and your spells are always messed up. 

I wish my days off were longer....