So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Okay, your days off are longer but your work days are 4 hours longers now!

I wish I had a 10 million pointed Poodle on HP.

Paints since 6-8-14

Granted, but when you go to do the final breeding, you accidentally castrate it xD

I wish I knew what to do with my life.

Granted. You figure out what you want to do with your life, but in order to do it, you need 4 more years of schooling to get there. 

I wish people would turn their headlights on when it's dark or raining....especially in gray or black cars!!

granted, but they also have their high beams on.. TO BLIND US...

i wish my headache would go away

Granted. Your headache is gone....only to be replaced with a neck-ache. 

I wish the sun would come out just once this week....

Granted, but now there's not a cloud in the sky and the sun is causing very high temperatures outside! D:

I wish the lawn could mow itself!

Granted. But it picks the worst times to mow...like when you're having an outdoor party...and it sends blades everywhere, including at you! 

I wish I had a flying car....it would make my hour commute so much shorter!! 

Granted! But your flying car runs on fuel made of diamond dust. x) 

I wish I had unlimited HPD in my bank account!

Granted. But due to a glitch that cannot be fixed, you will never be able to buy anything with the HPD. 

I wish diamond dust was cheap so I could have my flying car. :)

People can barely drive on the ground CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SHENNANIGANS IF YOU ADDED AN ADDITIONAL TWO AXIS OF MOVEMENT TO THAT.

I wish I could sleep as much as I wanted to sleep.

Link Tree

granted but you can never stay awake

Oh Freebie! No wish to grant above me!

I wish that one of the five sets of powerball tickets I just bought will win me some significant amount of cash to justify my purchase!

:)

Granted but soon after the win they realize a mistake was made and you have to give it all back.

I wish Ethan would stop causing havok everyday!

Fine, but now Dylan is the troublemaker!

I wish I could get free manicures and pedicures for the rest of my life.

Granted, but it's in a ghetto nail salon, HEALTH HAZARD!

i wish I had a hot fudge sundae right now

Granted! But the hot fudge was scalding hot and melted most of the ice cream...

I wish I knew what to do for vacation this year!! 

*Haven't been on vacation since 2010...and I don't have a clue what to do with myself!!* 

Granted, but the tickets to the trip you want sold out until 2018.

I wish I owned a Off Track Thoroughbred

granted, however he has club foot

i want a house of my own

Fine, but every inch of floor creaks when you walk on it.

I wish my phone never needed to be charged.

Granted, but the phone always overheats 

I wish I could afford a fish tank