So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, you have the perfect manicure, but it's not the exact color you wanted. 

I wish I could change my handwriting....I don't like it!!

Lmao you shoulda been more specific, because now I give you DOCTOR'S HANDWRITING! Muahahahaha

I wish... I dunno what to wish for haha.

Bwahahah Tana! I already have Doctor's handwriting! 

I wish that my fishies continue to improve on their current antibiotic so I don't have to go to something stronger. :)

they do! but unfortunately they feel so great they mate, and now you have to buy a quarantine tank!

i wish tomorrow is really slow but everyone tips over 20%

Everyone tips over 20%, but they're very very VERY picky clients. Every single one muahahahaha.

I wish I could change my hair color at will.

You can change your hair color at will, but you only have very certain range of colors you can choose from. 

I wish I could travel as my full time job. 

You can travel as your full time job but you only get to stay in each place for 2 hours.

I wish I could sleep all I want.

Paints since 6-8-14

I grant you your wish, but unfortunately you always sleep in odd positions and wake up sore.

I wish the common cold and flu were completely erased from the world.

Because I loathe both the common cold and the flu, I shall grant your wish! 

Unfortunately, the Norovirus takes their place instead, bringing with it a whole host of fantastic side effects. 

I wish for greater appreciation when a job is well done and more positivity in this world. :)

Granted, but you become a little more self-doubting xD

I wish I had tanned better during my vacation lol. Some spots didn't get very dark, like the back of my arms.

I feel your pain! Granted, but now you will always be out of sun tan lotion! 

I wish I could work with animals and not people. 

You can! Except you're allergic to all the animals and there's no such thing as allergy meds.

I wish I could add 100 more cows to our herd.

Granted, but they're sterile.

I wish I had more pizza!

Granted but now you can't eat anything more for another 48 hours.

I wish I had a faster metabolism xD

Granted, but now it's so fast that you have to eat every hour to maintain a healthy weight! 

I wish for a better sense of humor...or at least jokes!

Feel like mine have been bombing lately! 

Granted! But everytime you tell a joke you are punched on the arm, hard. 

I wish for some time off work. 

Granted! But its only because you sprained your ankle :P

I wish I could marry Zak Baggans(from ghost adventures!) xD

Peike.. I since a trend with your forum games post (cough couch Ghost Adventures) lol 

Granted! But you have to share him with his other wives! 

I wish that I could own a Threstral! 

Granted, but it's always trying to escape!

I wish I was a witch who went to Hogwarts.

Granted, but no one likes you.

I wish I had a pool!