So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but you will only ever have enough to operate the sanctuary, nothing else. 

I wish that we could just skip winter this year...done with the cold already!!!

Granted, although winter next year will stay twice as long

I wish my kitchen would be finished already

Granted, but now the rest of the house needs to be remodeled.

I wish I wasn't a clumsy oaf 

XD

Granted! You're now a clumsy athlete xD

I wish I could go visit my family for Christmas.

Granted...but due to weather and other issues, you get there on Christmas Day, just later in the day than you wanted!

I wish that the next 30 days will just fly by. :)

Granted, but you'll feel the same way about the following 30 days.

I wish I had a pet reindeer.

Granted! But, you can only hang out with him during the month of December! 

I wish I could dress like an elf at work during Christmas week! 

Granted, but you shrink to the height of an elf as well!

I wish I didn't have to work this week!

Granted, but you're busy constantly preparing for the holidays and your house never seems to be clean!

I wish Tatu wasn't in Mexico on a work trip.

Granted! But now Tatu is in Germany on a work trip! 

I wish I could get paid $30k/year for a part time, work at home job. 

Granted!  But now you have to spend half that back into the business!

I wish I could fall asleep at a decent hour every night, and wake up well rested!

Granted, but you always end up an hour late for work!

I wish all the nasty, useless bugs of the world would go extinct so that I could enjoy living in a place with no winter.

Granted, but now you live in a bugless paradise that's always 100°F .

I wish I had more apple crisps.  

Granted! But, you have to share them with me! 


I wish it could be Fall weather all the time! 

Granted, but now it's the same fall weather as in Antartica.

I wish it would stop snowing!

Granted, but now it's constantly sending Freezing Rain instead of Snow. 

I wish the weather would get to and stay above my age for the rest of Winter. :) 

Granted, but now you are 110 forever!

I wish it wasn't so late at night already!

Granted, but now it's early morning. 

I wish dinner would figure itself out and cook itself every night so I didn't have to! 

Granted, but it never fills you up!

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted, you have a day off tomorrow but have to pull a double shift this weekend to make up for it. 

I wish laundry could do itself too. :)

Seriously, how amazing would that be?