So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted but now you have to make 2 extra sets of meals each day.

I wish it was summer already.

Granted, but Winter comes earlier this year and lasts twice as long to make up for it. 

I wish Outlander season 3 was out on DVD!!

Granted, but it's sold out for the next 6 months.

I wish I had monies for all the shoes. ;P

Granted, but the only ones you can buy aren't in your size (but conveniently in mine *hint hint*)

I wish it was earlier in the day as I still have so much to do!!!

Granted, but now your work day is now twice as long...

I wish tron lived next door to me!

Granted, but she's the most clingy neighbor ever.

I wish wine had zero calories.

granted, but it no longer has the ability to get you tipsy.

I wish I had land to get keep a horse!

Granted, but no grass or other greenery grows on it.

I wish for more money!

Granted, but you live in a world where money is useless.

I wish I was finished with school!

Granted, but you can never find a job related to your field.

I wish commercial fishing didn't harm other animals like dolphins.

granted, but the dolphins become self-aware and begin commercial fishing like the humans do now.

I wish I had a massage chair as my office chair

Granted but it only works on the highest setting!

I wish I had another 3 day weekend!

Granted, but it's not until June. 

I wish companies checked email over the weekend. 

Granted, but they dodge your questions anyway.

I wish it was spring already!

Granted but it only feels like spring for one day and then it turns into triple digit weather for the rest of the year!

I wish I could get more snow!

Granted, but now you have 10 feet and no way to clear it! 

I wish there was a forum post to see how many mods you could catch in a day..... :)

heh. granted, but now you catch none!

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

Granted but it's all melted! :(

I wish it would stay light out until 9pm!

Granted but now it's 10 degrees colder

I wish I could ice dance

Granted, but you can only ice dance while crawling!

I wish I could eat whatever I want and still lose weight! haha