So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted but they over cooked it!

I wish I was at home snuggled up with my animals!

(FYI: Impossible to overcook a steak for me bahaha)

Granted, but the electricity is off until tomorrow when you're back at work.

I wish I had a muffin.

Granted, but it's a raisin muffin. You thought you grabbed the chocolate chip one.

I wish I could get a job tomorrow.

Granted, but you have the worst coworkers!

I wish it wasn't so late so I could get more sleep!

Granted, but that means you actually have to GO TO BED EARLIER DUH.

I wish there wasn't going to be a snowstorm tomorrow.

Granted, but you're getting a tornado instead.

I wish my hockey team didn't suck so bad this year!

Granted, but they just barely lose the final game instead.

I wish my nose would stop running...

Granted, but your nose dries up to the point of burning.

I wish my hands weren't so dry.

Granted, but now they're so moist they stick to everything.

I wish my hair would dry faster..

granted, but now it tangles into one dreadlock :(

I wish I was sitting where pant's signature picture is

Granted, but the cabana boy keeps spilling your drinks.

I wish I could wish for everything and anything I wanted and have it appear.

Granted, but now you're the size of a peanut.

I wish work was done with already tonight. 

Granted, but now you work a double tomorrow.

I wish I could take a nap at work, and not look weird. lol

Granted, but it throws off your sleeping schedule for the next two days.

I wish I could afford a horse.

Granted, but it eats 3x as much as a normal horse.

I wish it was spring time so I could open all the windows in my house and enjoy 75°F weather!

granted, but it's raining sideways and coming in your house.

I wish my food delivery would get here!

Granted, but it's late and the food is cold.

I wish I could come up with a foolproof, brilliant business idea to turn me into a millionaire!

Granted, but now you can only sell it on As Seen on TV infomercials.

I wish I could be asleep before midnight on work nights!

Granted, but you always wake up at 5am on the dot.

I wish I could fly anywhere for free anytime I want.

Granted, but you have to travel in a dog crate down below.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world in an instant!