So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but it has no flavor whatsoever.

I wish getting up in the morning wasn't such a struggle.

Granted, but falling asleep at night is!

I wish my lips would never get dry or chapped.

Granted, but now your hands are dry and chapped.

I wish I could sing well.

Granted, but now you lack the ability to talk...you have to sing everything. 

I wish I could find my motivation....I know I left it around here somewhere...

Granted, but now you have the energy of a caffeine buzz..and it FEELS like a caffeine buzz.

I wish the shirts I ordered had come in the right size. :(

Granted, they are the correct size but now they're the wrong color and pattern. 

I wish I was better at makeup....so cannot do anything other than foundation and eyeliner....

Granted, but you don't know when enough is enough and you end up looking like a clown every single day.

I wish it would storm

Granted, but you lose power for 48 hours.

I wish I wasn't so sore from riding today. D:

Granted, but now you can't ride for a month D:

I wish I liked sparkling water...

Granted, but now the only water you can drink is Sparkling water. 

I wish I had a valid passport instanly so I could go on a vacation somewhere warm! :)

Granted, but you are now broke for the next year.

I wish my feet weren't killing me right now :(

Granted, your feet feel amazing....but the foot pain has migrated to your neck instead.....

I wish I was more talented with a curling iron to style my hair.....

Granted, but you always manage to accidentally burn off a few strands xD

I wish I was better at skating.

Granted, but now you're you're a clumsy oaf off the ice now.

I wish I wasn't surrounded by sick people at work...

Granted, but you're surrounded by germs at home instead!

I wish Tatu didn't wanna go to the gym today.

Granted, but now he wants to go to an outdoor sporting event instead. 

I wish I did not just find ANOTHER box of paperwork to be filed...

I thought I was done already! 

Granted, but now your boss wants you to reorganize all the files you already dealt with!

I wish it wasn't so windy today! I wanted to go for a Pokemon hunt, but it's really cold!

You still pokemon? :O Granted, but all you find are eevees.

I wish the humidity would come up a bit so my nose could get a little relief from the wintery dryness :(

Yes I do, and Eevee suits me just fine!

Granted, but you get a runny nose!

I wish I had unlimited funds to sell upgrades :D

Granted, but now no-one wants to buy them.

I wish my inboxes could figure out which emails are junk and instantly delete them for me so I don't have so many to deal with!