So I thought this would be a fun forum game for HP. 

Basically I say something that I want, for example: 

I want to have a horse with a billion points on HP. 

The person below comments saying "I give it to you but....the horse is a gelding" or something along the lines of. And then they pose their own want/wish. And the chain goes on. 

READY?!?!

I want to have magical powers. 

Granted, but it messes up sometimes and deletes really important non-spam mail.

I wish coffee didn't get cold so fast.

Granted but then it loses all it's caffiene.

I wish it was next Thursday so I could have my hair done already!

Granted, but because you rushed things, it doesn't come out as nicely as you wanted.

I wish it wasn't so cold today. -20C. I don't wanna wear layers! D:

Granted, but now it's so hot outside that your lungs hurt to breathe!

I wish it was the freakin' weekend! xD

Granted but you have to work the weekend now!

I wish my sinus cold would go away!

Granted, but now you have bronchitis!

I wish I could decide when food has calories and when it doesn't xD

Granted, but now everything you eat has double the carbs.

I wish I could go home right now.

Granted, but it looks like two hurricanes have gone through it!

I wish Marvel would hurry up with season 2 of the Punisher!

Granted, but it's only one episode and it's a clifhanger.

I wish it was warm enough to have the windows open.

Granted, but every last bug comes in!

I wish I spoke fluent Finnish already.

Granted, but now you can only speak it in a whisper.

I wish I could find my friend on social media. :(

Granted, but they are reluctant to talk to you.

I wish my hair wasn't so oily.

Granted, but now it's frizzy as all get out!

I wish I could rewind the clock 3 hours so I could get some decent sleep tonight!

Granted; but you wake up to a random blizzard and are snowed in.

I wish I could meet Zak Baggans from Ghost adventures.

You aren't very good at this pei.  That sounds like the most amazingly AWESOME day!!!!

Granted, but he doesn't want to speak to you and runs away screaming like a little girl. :P

I wish I wasn't out of apple chips.

Granted, but Boom Chicka Pop has just gone out of business.

I wish I could get back my motivation to knit and crochet.

Granted, there is a shortage of knitting yarn

i wish i could eat more sushi

Granted, but the only other food you're allowed to eat is salad.

I wish I could eat another guacamole grilled cheese, but with bacon this time xD

Granted, but the bacon is burnt to a crisp and icky!

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and still lose weight!

Granted, but you only lose a pound each week.

I wish i could sleep like a normal person